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Hands Down, the #1 Worst Job EVER

Posted Thu, 02/18/2010 - 12:21

Ok, this story is a definite winner. It talks about job markets, beastiality, HotJobs and the reptilian kingdom. It couldn't be more random than this. Please forward this to your friends who need a good laugh about their job situation.

Special thanks to the anonymous donor of this article, we owe you one.

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VAN NUYS, CA (AP)- U.S. News and World Report's January issue raised a few eyebrows when it proclaimed that Bestiality Porn Fluffer was least desirable profession of 2006. The issue, called US News' 50 Worst F**king Jobs, is one the most anticpiated guides released every year.

How persuasive is your pitch?

Posted Wed, 02/17/2010 - 15:20


Pitch.

I don’t mean a baseball or a sales idea but rather your voice.

Vocal pitch is an important and often overlooked aspect of communication in English. We respond favorably to rich, deep, resonant tones. They comfort us and make us feel the speaker can be trusted. And you want a potential employer to trust you.

Don’t go nuts trying to get a low voice, my voice teacher always told me “if it hurts, don’t do that.”

Sample Work

Posted Fri, 01/15/2010 - 17:29

Here are some examples of our handiwork for customers who ordered "Renovate".

Apu Agheer: Human Resources
Before:
- Lots of unnecessary private information being made available
- Problems with grammar and tense usage
- Poor organization of information
- Excessive length most likely to bore readers
After:
- Business-oriented and concise
- Proves knowledge of targeting particular niches of clientele